A few of my favourite quotes heard in and about The Gilesmobile...

Inca Mummy Girl

Buffy: Come on! Can't you put your foot down?
Giles: It is down.
Buffy: One of these days, you're going to have to get a grown-up car.

Innocence

Buffy: You must be so disappointed in me.
Giles: No. No, I'm not.
Buffy: This is all my fault.
Giles: I don't believe it is. Do you want me to wag my finger at you and tell you that you acted rashly? You did, and I can... I know that you loved him. And he has proven more than once that he loved you. You couldn't have known what would happen. The coming months are going to be hard, I suspect, on all of us. But if it's guilt you're looking for, Buffy, I'm not your man. All you will get from me is my support. And my respect.

Dead Man's Party

Giles: 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans.

[Giles hot-wires the car, and the engine starts right up]
Giles: Like riding a bloody bicycle.

Gingerbread

Giles: And, ah, drop a toadstone into the mixture.
Cordy: This? It doesn't look like a toad.
Giles: No reason it should. It's from inside the toad.
Cordy: I hate you.

A New Man

Giles: If you can't find third gear, don't try for third gear!
Spike: I'm doing my best. I don't know if I'm driving this thing or wearing it.
Giles: It's perfectly serviceable.
Spike: Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say 'serviceable'. Had a couple of them working for me once. They're more like "Like to crush. Crush now?"

Willow: It stole Giles' car.
Xander: Why would a demon steal a car?
Anya: Why would a demon steal that car?

Giles: Speed up. Lose them!
Spike: I've got it floored. Why did you buy this car?
Giles: Well do something. If they catch us we'll both end up in a lab!
Spike: It's getting closer... and it's got a friend!
Giles: Damn!
[Fyarl Giles smashes the window]
Spike: Oh, sure. Dismantle the getaway car. That'll scare them.

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