A is for Angel so brooding and tall
B is for Buffy the belle of the ball
C is for Clem with his big, floppy ears
D is for Dawn so ignored by her peers

E is for Eligor invoked by Spike
F is for Faith whose head wasn't quite right
G is for Giles whose charm can't be beaten
H is for Herbert who got kind of eaten

I is for Incan Ampata the mummy
J is for Jenny who thought Giles was yummy
K is for Kendra so shy around fellas
L is for Leather - trademark of Angelus

M is for Mayorsnake burned to a cinder
N is for Nancy Tribe Randy's a member
O is for Oz fur he started to grow
P is for Paris Harm wanted to go

Q is for Quentin who thought Buffy naughty
R is for Riley - Initiative hottie
S is for Spike who spent S6 all nude-y
T is for Tara the softspoken beauty

U is for Undead a vampiric demon
V is for Vengeance Anyanka was schemin'
W is for Willow with hair like a flame
X is for Xander the Zeppo of fame

Y is for Yellow the crayon the broke
Z is for Zabuto which... doesn't rhyme in the slightest

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