Each haiku appears in the recap/review of its episode, but I've also gathered them here...

Season One

DeBarge on the prowl Kids all dancing, unaware Buffy doesn't hone

The computer lab Cordy's being really mean "Deliver" to send

Master is displeased You let Buffy get away Something in your eye

Buffy's on the squad Shake those pom-poms, Xander cheers Stretchy girls are nice

Ick factor is high Skank bug lady chomping heads Eggs come shooting out

Lost his Emily Death is cool, and girls are dumb What a thrilling date

Something's really wrong Predatory sexiness Shouldn't look this good

Know it shouldn't be Falling for an undead guy So wrong, but so right

Barbeque fork marks Call it mild anemia Common in this town

Jenny flirts with Giles Tease about his musty books Silly girl, he's mine

Avant garde tableau Headless demon on the stage Snyder is confused

Kneeling at her grave Giles despondent at her death Fear he'll have to face

Marcie was ignored. She became invisible Then she got a job.

Season Six

Buffy's secret's out Xander's brimming with disgust Suck it up and deal

Paisley-wearing Spike Fashion choices gone awry Miss that old red shirt

Too upset to cry All my favourites ripped away Never be the same

Blood cries out for blood Past the point of no return No mercy, bored now

Standing at the door He wants to test that theory This is gonna hurt

Spike passed his trials Ever heard this phrase before? "Vampire with a soul"

Tortured with self-doubt Wanted to be with his friend Zeppo saved the world

Season Seven

Spike behind the door Buffy asks if he is real Bitter giggle fit

Spike done lost his mind RonnieWorm? Eh, whatever Bigger questions loom

Red is all alone Gollum munching Willow-strips Finger-licking ew

Hour of filler Cassie says she's gonna die Then she does. Surprise.

Olaf loves his mead Suddenly not feeling well Pelt with fruits and meats

Andrew unwanted Only has himself to blame for being alone

Anya full of fear Quest is full of what dark threat? Wind will muss her hair

Dreaming of escape Buffy isn't really there "She will come for me"

Want to see magick? Careful what you wish for, dear Not to fun up close

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