Cordelia: Ouch! Please get your extreme oafishness off my $200 shoes!
Xander: I'm sorry, I was just...
Cordelia: Getting off the dance floor before Annie Vega's boyfriend squashes you like a bug?
Xander: Oh, so you noticed.
Cordelia: Uh-huh.
Xander: Yeah, thanks for being so understanding.
Cordelia: Sure.
Xander: You know, hey, I don't know what everyone's talking about - that outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker.

Buffy: Well, what does your family think of your career choice?
Angel: They're dead.
Buffy: Was it vampires?
Angel: It was.

Buffy: Angel?
Angel: Hm?
Buffy: Do you snore?
Angel: I don't know. It's been a long time since anybody's been in a position to let me know.

Xander: Buffy, come on. Wake up and smell the seduction! It's the oldest trick in the book!
Buffy: What, saving my life, getting slashed in the ribs?
Xander: Duh! Guys'll do anything to impress a girl! I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath.
Willow: It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor.

Willow: How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on.
Giles: You weren't here from midnight until six, researching it.
Willow: No, I was sleeping.

Joyce: I know she's having trouble with history. Is it too difficult for her, or is she not applying herself?
Giles: She lives very much in the now. And history, of course, is very much about the then.

Darla: You love someone who hates us. You're sick. You'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die.

Xander: Ah, the post-fumigation party.
Buffy: What's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation party?
Xander: Much heartier cockroaches.

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