Xander: Okay, this is where I have a problem, you see, because we're talking about vampires. We're having a talk with vampires in it.

Willow: Oh, I... I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me.

Giles: For as long as there have been vampires, there's been the Slayer. One girl in all the world. A chosen one...
Buffy: He loves doing this part.
Giles: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is the Slayer, don't tell anyone.

Giles: You have no idea where they took Jesse?
Xander: I looked around, but soon as they cleared the graveyard, they could have just foom.
Xander: They can fly?!
Buffy: They can drive.

Giles: So all the city plans are just open to the public?
Willow: Um, well... in a way. I sort of stumbled upon them when I accidentally decrypted the City Council's security system.

Willow: Buffy, I'm not anxious to go into a dark place full of monsters, but I do want to help. I need to.
Giles: Well, then, help me. In researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, Hell on earth, quite charmless. I'm a bit fuzzy, however, on the details... it may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine.
[confused looks from all]
Giles: That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it?

Xander: This is just too much. Yesterday, my life's like 'uh oh, pop quiz'. Today it's 'rain of toads'.

Xander: Okay, so - crosses, garlic, stake through the heart.
Buffy: That'll get it done.
Xander: Cool. Of course I don't actually have any of those things.
Buffy: Good thinking.
Xander: Well, the part of my brain that would tell me to bring that stuff is still busy telling me not to come down here.

Xander: Jesse! Man, are you okay?
Jesse: I am not okay on an epic scale. We gotta get out of here.
Xander: It's cool. Buffy's a superhero.

Xander: Jesse, man, I'm sorry.
Jesse: Sorry? I feel good, Xander, I feel strong. I'm connected, man. To everything! I can hear the worms in the earth.
Xander: That's a plus.

Willow: I surfed through the old newspapers around the time of that big earthquake back in '37, and for several months before, there were a rash of murders.
Giles: Great!
[pause]
Giles: Well, I mean, um... not 'great' in a good way, but um... go on.

Xander: I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Buffy: So Giles, got anything that can make this day any worse?
Giles: How about the end of the world?
Buffy: Knew I could count on you.

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