Vampire: I was gonna eat you myself during the commercial, but now I think it'll be more fun to let the Slayer de-gut you.

Rack: Killing a Slayer, that's big business for a kid.
Warren: I'm not a kid!
Rack: Okay.
Warren: I had my own guys! The Trio? Yeah, you heard of us.
Rack: Right, what were you, a band or something?

Xander: You gotta stop doing this. This dying thing's funny once, maybe twice...

Buffy: Dawn, you're been through enough for more than one... ever.

Clem: That's why I'm staying here for him. Sweet pad like this goes empty for a few days, you lose it for sure. Plus, I don't have a TV.

Clem: Sure I can't get you something? I've got Bugles? And, uh, liverwurst?

Willow: Bored now.

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