2. But you prefer to think of yourself as...

Misunderstood
Underappreciated
Normal
Fabulous
Damn Tough
Honest

3. You highly value your...

Money
Friends
Popularity
Individuality
Talents
Freedom

4. You've been known to say...

"All men are beasts."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff."
"Once again, I'm banished to the demon section of the card catalog."
"That was funny if you, um, studied Taglarin mythic rites..."
"What am I? Am I real? Am I anything?"
"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
"Can I trade in the children for more cash?"

5. The apocalypse is coming... again. What are you doing?

Probably fighting, but I'd rather be in Paris.
Wishing I could help.
Helping to fight it. Or possibly causing it.
Busting heads and taking names.
Helping out however I can.

6. You've got the whole day free - what sounds fun?

Ooh, shopping!
Snuggling with my sweetie
Ooh, shoplifting!
Hanging at The Bronze with my friends
Some sex, some violence - whatever's good